1 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,253 You rode well today. 2 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,420 Oh, well, Charlton, 3 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:41,556 what did you think of my new mare, Cloudburst? 4 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:43,658 And not afraid of anything. 5 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,027 It took the steepest part of the wall at full gallop, 6 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:48,563 and there it was, the fox, right on top of us. 7 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:49,564 Exactly. 8 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:51,199 Jim, uh, you have a reputation 9 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:52,367 as a judge of horseflesh. 10 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:53,368 What's your opinion? 11 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,702 If a horse jumps right, 12 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:58,606 I doubt if it'll be much at gathering up strays. 13 00:00:58,608 --> 00:01:02,777 Well, sir, uh, speaking of strays... 14 00:01:02,779 --> 00:01:04,979 Excuse me. Oh, Artemus, honey, 15 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,981 I do believe I have a pebble in my boot. 16 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,616 Be a doll and give me a hand, will you? 17 00:01:08,618 --> 00:01:10,117 I'd be delighted. 18 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:16,090 I beg your pardon, but since the lady asked me, 19 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:17,192 it's my honor, I believe. 20 00:01:17,194 --> 00:01:18,459 Honor? 21 00:01:18,461 --> 00:01:21,229 That's a funny word for a man who has none. 22 00:01:21,231 --> 00:01:24,532 Shall we discuss my scruples later, in private? 23 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,801 It's my public duty to warn someone 24 00:01:26,803 --> 00:01:28,303 when there's a rattlesnake around. 25 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:31,939 Why, James, honey, I do believe you're jealous. 26 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:35,210 Yes, and a bore to boot. 27 00:01:35,212 --> 00:01:37,078 Oh. 28 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:59,200 Good lord, man, have you gone mad? 29 00:02:03,239 --> 00:02:04,505 He's dead. 30 00:02:04,507 --> 00:02:07,342 I was only defending myself. He was going for a gun. 31 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,944 You all saw that. 32 00:02:09,946 --> 00:02:11,212 He wasn't armed. 33 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,715 In that case, it's murder. 34 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,750 I- I didn't know that. It was a mistake. 35 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,153 As head of the Secret Service, 36 00:02:19,155 --> 00:02:20,455 I'll have to place you under arrest. 37 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:39,907 I missed him. He's gone. 38 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:04,826 Colonel Richmond. Oh, gentlemen. 39 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,528 There's, uh- There's little more to say. 40 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,064 I've lost a staunch supporter and loyal friend. 41 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:12,166 And comin' from the director of the Secret Service, 42 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:15,269 that's as fine a eulogy as a man could ask. 43 00:04:15,271 --> 00:04:17,972 Colonel, actually, you've lost two friends, haven't you? 44 00:04:17,974 --> 00:04:19,707 If you're referring to James West, 45 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,109 all's I can say is that he must have suffered 46 00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:23,978 a nervous breakdown due to overwork. 47 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,446 There is no other explanation. 48 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:27,114 Well, sir, would you, uh, comment on a rumor 49 00:04:27,116 --> 00:04:29,517 West is still at large because he's got friends in high places? 50 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,787 Why, that's nothin' more than a personal attack 51 00:04:32,789 --> 00:04:34,722 on the integrity of Colonel Richmond 52 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:37,224 and the effectiveness of his department. 53 00:04:37,226 --> 00:04:39,260 Senator Fenlow hasn't been in Washington 54 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:40,628 as long as I have, gentlemen, 55 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,297 but I thank you for your support, Stephen. 56 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:47,101 Gentlemen, I do not know where James West is hiding out. 57 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:48,636 Neither do I know the whereabouts 58 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:49,804 of all the other murderers 59 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:51,238 who have vanished during the past year. 60 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:55,075 Last count, 19 bloodthirsty killers 61 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:57,077 have simply stepped into limbo 62 00:04:57,079 --> 00:05:00,114 just as the police were about to make an arrest. 63 00:05:00,116 --> 00:05:01,215 Now, where they are, 64 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,718 and who's harboring them and why... 65 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,021 Gentlemen, you uncover those answers, 66 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:09,457 and you'll make your headlines for a month. 67 00:05:13,162 --> 00:05:16,564 We have gathered here 68 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,266 to pay final tribute, 69 00:05:19,268 --> 00:05:23,404 and bid a last farewell 70 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,674 to one who must be classed 71 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:30,878 as a prince among men. 72 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:36,083 Who was this Artemus Gordon? 73 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:41,322 Who did bestride the world of his friends 74 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:44,792 like a veritable colossus? 75 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:48,262 Let me tell you, 76 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,230 for I know him w- 77 00:05:50,232 --> 00:05:52,867 Knew him well. 78 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:55,169 As the director 79 00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:58,339 of the Secret Service has said, 80 00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:02,977 we have lost a staunch supporter, 81 00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:06,547 and a loyal friend. 82 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:11,318 We shall not see his like among us 83 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,955 soon again. 84 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,122 May he rest... 85 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,458 I knew West wouldn't show up. 86 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,993 He hates funerals. Amen. 87 00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:39,780 That was beautiful, reverend. Truly beautiful. 88 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:41,582 Thank you, my dear. 89 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:45,285 Of course, no one could really do him justice. 90 00:06:52,293 --> 00:06:53,761 A very impressive funeral. 91 00:06:53,763 --> 00:06:55,362 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 92 00:06:55,364 --> 00:06:58,699 Considering you were burying the devil himself. 93 00:06:58,701 --> 00:06:59,600 Jim. 94 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,070 What are you doing here? 95 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:04,304 Artie, you couldn't be quiet, 96 00:07:04,306 --> 00:07:05,907 not even at your own funeral, could ya? 97 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,108 Well, somebody had to tell the truth. 98 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,677 How do you like that? 99 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:13,581 Six mourners. You didn't even show up. Tsk. 100 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,482 I tell you, you gotta die before you find out 101 00:07:15,484 --> 00:07:17,217 who your friends really are. 102 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,586 What is that fella doing 103 00:07:18,588 --> 00:07:21,121 standing around the grave so long? 104 00:07:21,123 --> 00:07:23,123 Whoever it is that's collecting murderers 105 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,625 hasn't called on me yet. 106 00:07:24,627 --> 00:07:27,461 Well, you're not big enough potatoes for him, that's all. 107 00:07:27,463 --> 00:07:31,032 Wait until you kill somebody really important. 108 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,901 Listen, what you really need is some publicity. 109 00:07:33,903 --> 00:07:36,470 How about starting a manhunt for yourself? 110 00:07:36,472 --> 00:07:39,306 Why, it's West. Let's get him. 111 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:42,376 How about right now? 112 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:43,578 Good time. 113 00:07:45,981 --> 00:07:47,782 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Here. 114 00:07:47,784 --> 00:07:50,751 No, that's perfectly all right. 115 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:53,520 Would you get out of my way? Please. 116 00:07:53,522 --> 00:07:56,023 But you're so dusty. Here, I'll just help you... 117 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:58,459 That's all right. That's all right. 118 00:07:58,461 --> 00:08:00,461 I'm dreadfully sorry. 119 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:03,230 Check that area over there. 120 00:08:20,048 --> 00:08:21,015 You got him? 121 00:08:22,684 --> 00:08:23,684 Where's West? 122 00:08:44,239 --> 00:08:46,406 I'll get off at the next stop, driver. 123 00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:19,059 Hey. 124 00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:21,495 Hey, friend. 125 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,035 What is this place? I'm talking to you. 126 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,383 Quietly, friend. 127 00:11:43,385 --> 00:11:44,919 The jury just brought in the verdict. 128 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:49,089 Prisoner at the bar, 129 00:11:49,091 --> 00:11:50,791 it is my solemn duty 130 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,260 to pronounce sentence upon you. 131 00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:57,231 You will be returned to the dungeon from whence you came 132 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,066 until tomorrow morning, 133 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:02,569 when you will be hanged by the neck until you are dead. 134 00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:03,737 You can't do that. 135 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:06,373 And may the devil have mercy on your soul. 136 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,275 You're no real judge. 137 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:11,478 This place is just like a madhouse. 138 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,347 I'm innocent. 139 00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,115 I don't wanna die. 140 00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:16,483 No. 141 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,785 I don't wanna die. 142 00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:22,422 Court's adjourned. 143 00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:24,691 One moment, your honor. 144 00:12:26,728 --> 00:12:28,495 Yes, Mr. West? 145 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,932 With all due respect to the court, 146 00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:33,433 I think you've got the wrong boy. 147 00:12:33,435 --> 00:12:37,037 On the contrary. You're here to stand trial for murder. 148 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:40,207 You'll have your day in court soon. 149 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:42,176 I don't know what you're talking about. 150 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,443 I don't even have a lawyer. 151 00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:45,946 Oh, yes, you do, Mr. West. 152 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:46,847 Lorelei. 153 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:55,322 I shall be defending you. 154 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,962 Well, uh, thanks, Lorelei. 155 00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:04,698 You're very beautiful, and, uh, I'm sure a darn good lawyer, 156 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,400 but I'll defend myself. 157 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:09,669 I promise I'll do everything within my power on your defense. 158 00:13:09,671 --> 00:13:10,905 Who defended him? 159 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,407 You can't win them all. 160 00:13:16,811 --> 00:13:19,846 If you value your life, we'll need several consultations. 161 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,015 In your cell or mine? 162 00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:26,820 Your humor is ill-advised, Mr. West. 163 00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:29,489 Bailiff, 164 00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:30,690 remove the accused. 165 00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:54,448 Your honor, I move that my case be thrown out of court. 166 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,216 I'll, uh- 167 00:13:56,218 --> 00:13:58,919 I'll take your motion under advisement. 168 00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,224 On further consideration, 169 00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:06,760 Mr. West, your motion is denied, 170 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,430 but I'll throw you out of court instead. 171 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:48,802 That's all for now, Henry. 172 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,405 Just let me know when the senators arrive. 173 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:04,151 Come in, Gordon. 174 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,486 Colonel Richmond. 175 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,721 You look a lot healthier than the last time I saw you. 176 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,523 Thank you very much, sir. 177 00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,758 I have got to admit that funeral black 178 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,061 is hardly a flattering color to anybody. 179 00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:15,729 Now what about Jim? 180 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:19,500 Just another cruel, bloodthirsty murderer 181 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,734 who's vanished into thin air. 182 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,336 Thank you, sir. 183 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,204 Excellent. 184 00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,941 I suspect that at the moment, Jim is undoubtedly enjoying 185 00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:30,810 the company of such vicious killers 186 00:15:30,812 --> 00:15:35,682 as the Baltimore Strangler, the Axe Lady of Louisiana, 187 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,751 Iron Hook Harper and all the others. 188 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,453 Charming lot. 189 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,221 Then our plan worked. 190 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:47,027 Uh, almost, sir. Yes. I- 191 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,829 Basically, it still seems a very good notion 192 00:15:49,831 --> 00:15:52,832 to have lured this organization into whisking Jim away, 193 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:56,736 and then having us watch to see where they took him, but... 194 00:15:56,738 --> 00:16:00,207 they whisked so good there was nothing to watch. 195 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,976 So he just vanished like all the others. 196 00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:04,578 Yes, sir. 197 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:09,283 And you haven't any idea where he's gone? 198 00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:13,120 No, sir, not yet. 199 00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:17,124 I think I know how he got there. 200 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,158 Go on. 201 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,061 A hearse. 202 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,863 Oh, not the same one that took me to my grave. 203 00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:25,865 This one seems to be a freelance. 204 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,000 At least it's not registered 205 00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:29,403 with any of the funeral homes in Washington. 206 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,738 That's very interesting, but does it help us find Jim? 207 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,208 I think it will, sir. 208 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,944 You see, a hearse tends to be a little bit conspicuous. 209 00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:39,913 It's got to be hidden someplace. 210 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,216 I'm checking the livery stables right now. 211 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,219 Ah. That's why this getup. 212 00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,288 Gordon, I, uh- 213 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,023 I don't wanna put any more pressure on you, but- 214 00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,427 Don't say it, sir. 215 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,462 I know. 216 00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:58,165 Jim has put his head into a nest of vipers. 217 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,567 A dozen of the most vicious killers in America. 218 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,337 Talk about vipers. 219 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,140 That's the senate investigation committee. 220 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:08,742 They're about to ask me a lot of embarrassing questions 221 00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:09,743 on the same subject. 222 00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:10,810 Well, hold them off, sir. 223 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,547 I'll find Jim. I promise. 224 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:19,886 I only hope it isn't too late. 225 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,222 Good morning, friend. 226 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:56,323 When do I get my bread and water? 227 00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:00,794 You can nod your head, can't you, 228 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,262 or are you afraid your skull will rattle? 229 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:41,568 If you really wanna make a noise, Mr. West, 230 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:44,204 we have devices here which are guaranteed 231 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,507 to draw very loud outcries from you. 232 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:50,244 You're intruding on my meditation. 233 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:56,250 The jury won't be out long on you, West. 234 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:19,239 Oh, you've been here a long time. 235 00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:38,292 One moment, friend. 236 00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:40,294 Wait. Come back. 237 00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:53,473 Quickly, follow me. 238 00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:07,321 Your only hope of escape. Go quickly, Mr. West. 239 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:08,422 Will you join me? 240 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,190 No, it's not possible, 241 00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,991 but if you succeed in escaping... 242 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,827 I'll be back. 243 00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:15,462 And I'll be waiting for you. 244 00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:53,433 Court is now in session. 245 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,769 Prisoner at the bar, 246 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:59,339 you are accused of murdering one Artemus Gordon. 247 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,841 How do you plea? 248 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,543 Guilty or not guilty? 249 00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:05,178 No plea, your honor. 250 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,348 I challenge the jury. 251 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,516 Cause? 252 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,018 Their fitness to judge, your honor. 253 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:16,022 I see the Baltimore Strangler, 254 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,224 the Samurai from San Francisco, 255 00:21:20,828 --> 00:21:22,662 the Axe Lady, 256 00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:25,665 Shanto the Beard from Chicago, 257 00:21:28,403 --> 00:21:29,403 and Iron Hook Harper. 258 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:33,172 Murderers all, Mr. West. 259 00:21:33,174 --> 00:21:36,242 Could you ask for a more blue-ribbon jury? 260 00:21:36,244 --> 00:21:38,211 Oh, hardly. 261 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,080 Yes, I do see their qualifications, 262 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:44,150 and you, judge, have you murdered anyone lately? 263 00:21:44,152 --> 00:21:49,723 Yes, Mr. West, three prisoners by execution. 264 00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:52,258 Counsel, 265 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:54,961 are you ready to present your case? 266 00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:57,564 Ready for the prosecution, your lordship. 267 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,732 Prosecution? 268 00:22:56,624 --> 00:22:57,891 You have heard the evidence, 269 00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:00,259 which proves beyond the shadow of doubt, 270 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:02,161 that the accused James West, 271 00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:04,531 wantonly, monstrously 272 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,199 and with malice aforethought, 273 00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:09,569 did murder Artemus Gordon in cold blood. 274 00:23:09,571 --> 00:23:11,571 As experts in your field, 275 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:14,040 you are more aware than anyone 276 00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:16,776 of the foul calculation required 277 00:23:16,778 --> 00:23:18,411 to kill your best friend. 278 00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,313 James West's guilt is evident. 279 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:23,149 It shows on his handsome, depraved face. 280 00:23:24,719 --> 00:23:26,686 He must be found guilty. 281 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,036 May I give you a lift somewhere? 282 00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:45,539 Uh, thank- Thank you very much, 283 00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:46,540 my good man. 284 00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:47,407 No, not today. 285 00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:51,878 In the end, I get them all. 286 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,879 Oh? 287 00:23:52,881 --> 00:23:55,148 Tell me, my good man, w-where- 288 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:57,884 Where do you take them all? Ah. 289 00:23:57,886 --> 00:23:59,819 Especially James West. 290 00:23:59,821 --> 00:24:02,422 I don't ask the names of my customers, 291 00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:03,790 as long as they're dead. 292 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:05,358 Ah, but there's the rub, you see? 293 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,627 You only carry live ones. 294 00:24:07,629 --> 00:24:09,062 And you're gonna tell me where. 295 00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:11,397 Right now. Ooh. 296 00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:06,670 Members of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 297 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:10,440 We have, your lordship. 298 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,008 How say you? 299 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,409 Guilty as sin. 300 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:17,714 James West, 301 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:20,416 you have been found guilty of murder 302 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,118 by a jury of your peers. 303 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,625 I must now pronounce sentence. 304 00:25:30,294 --> 00:25:32,062 You are free, 305 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:35,565 and an honored member of the company of murderers. 306 00:25:37,267 --> 00:25:38,534 Congratulations, West. 307 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,971 Congratulations. 308 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,472 Yes, thank you. 309 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,640 Good luck, certainly. 310 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,075 Thank you, madam. 311 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,679 You see, James, 312 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,749 I told you I'd do everything possible on your defense. 313 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,218 For a while, I thought you were trying to get me convicted. 314 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,053 Of course I was. 315 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,722 Don't you realize what would have happened 316 00:25:58,724 --> 00:25:59,990 if you'd been acquitted? 317 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:03,259 You mean that poor man that was tried yesterday? 318 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:06,896 Yes, found innocent and hanged. 319 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,968 Oh, in that case, thanks. 320 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,136 What about your fee? 321 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:19,042 We'll discuss that after your victory dinner... 322 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:21,077 tonight. 323 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:05,055 Gentlemen and lady, a toast. 324 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,790 A toast to our guest of honor. 325 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,393 Blackguard, murderer and all-around fiend. 326 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,998 Dear friends, I give you James West. 327 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,900 Mr. West. 328 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,035 All right, all right. 329 00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:28,078 Speech, speech. 330 00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:34,350 Uh, thank you for that glowing introduction, Lorelei. 331 00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:35,418 Fellow murderers, 332 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,453 I have followed your career 333 00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:40,256 in the newspapers and other sources for some time, 334 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:42,225 and I've always wanted to meet you, 335 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,393 but not in a dark alley. 336 00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:47,697 Being among you today is my black-letter day. 337 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,733 Aye there. 338 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,635 And even as I savor this honor, 339 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:55,004 I think it only proper that we remember 340 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,439 our host and benefactor, 341 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:58,541 the man that's made this all possible. 342 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:01,611 And if he were here, whoever he is, 343 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,146 I would propose a toast. 344 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:06,015 That is, if you hadn't already destroyed your glasses. 345 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:10,053 Hear, hear. To our- To our lordship, aye. 346 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,288 Hear, hear. Ah, so. Ah, so. 347 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,456 Order. 348 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,458 Order, if you please. 349 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:16,826 Thank you. 350 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:20,764 And thank you, Mr. West, for your gracious toast. 351 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:25,135 My friends, from this company of six- 352 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:28,972 The unsurpassed members of a special guild- 353 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:33,076 three of you will be chosen to assist me 354 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:35,211 in a mighty undertaking. 355 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:38,748 The method of elimination 356 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,951 I shall leave to your own ingenuity. 357 00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:45,822 Such talented people should have no difficulty 358 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:50,660 in reducing your number to the required three. 359 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:55,064 For those who survive, there will be wealth and power 360 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,668 beyond your most avaricious dream. 361 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:00,469 I'll have some of that. 362 00:29:00,471 --> 00:29:03,472 Oh, what do the three survivors have to do? 363 00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:07,443 If you should make the first team, Mr. West, 364 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:09,745 Miss Lorelei will instruct you. 365 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:10,613 Uh... 366 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:15,985 We've got one dropout. 367 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:19,088 Seems I've misplaced me steak knife. 368 00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:21,858 Mr. Beard, 369 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:24,527 you were always one for the ladies, weren't you? 370 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:25,628 Aye. 371 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,060 Hold it. 372 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,628 You killed me once this week. 373 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:06,629 Isn't that enough? 374 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,564 Artie. 375 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:11,567 How'd you get here? 376 00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:13,036 By hearse. 377 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:16,239 Same way you did, only I had to do the driving. 378 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,573 But how did you know how to come? 379 00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:20,543 I didn't. The horses did. I just let 'em go. 380 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,412 Ahh, that's very clever. 381 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,814 Yeah, well, it's just a practical application 382 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:27,450 of a theory I have about conditioned response. 383 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:29,518 I've got to write a paper about that one of these days. 384 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,519 Artie. 385 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:33,189 Not now, Artie, huh? Hmm. 386 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,024 All right. 387 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:36,826 What kind of resort is this? 388 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,095 It looks like some kind of armory. 389 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,263 Right. 390 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:41,864 Now it's a boarding house for murderers. 391 00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:44,100 All the killers that vanished are here, and then some. 392 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,368 Ah. 393 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,203 When am I gonna get to meet your friends, James? 394 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:48,804 Anytime. 395 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,639 Right now I gotta find out what he's up to. 396 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:52,342 Who's he? 397 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,444 Well, that's something else I have to find out. 398 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:58,081 Haven't you done anything since you got here? 399 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,183 Well, I saved myself from being hanged. 400 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:01,784 Congratulations. 401 00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:02,651 Tigo. 402 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:11,427 Do you know that it's forbidden to fraternize with the guests? 403 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:15,298 Besides, it's time to ring curfew. 404 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,166 Yeah, well, it's a good idea. 405 00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:19,035 Then we'll know where he is. 406 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:23,672 Fool, the bell tower's that way. 407 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,212 If you had as much wine to drink as he has, 408 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:31,214 you wouldn't know where the bell tower was either. 409 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:33,749 Then he's both a fool and a drunkard. 410 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,322 For you, Mr. West. 411 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:40,890 From Lorelei? 412 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:43,126 She's waiting for you. 413 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,994 Lead on, friend. 414 00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:57,673 Pleasant dreams, Mr. West. 415 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:05,781 Lorelei? 416 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:14,057 So sorry. No Miss Lorelei here. 417 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:17,660 I steal her handkerchief at the banquet. 418 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:21,564 So you wanna make the team too? 419 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:27,070 It is preferable to joining one's honorable ancestors, 420 00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:29,605 as you are about to do. 421 00:34:04,808 --> 00:34:08,043 Congratulations to the victor. 422 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,585 I believe you dropped this, Lorelei. 423 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:26,695 You defeated a worthy opponent, Mr. West. 424 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:28,030 Welcome aboard. 425 00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:32,635 Suppose you tell me. 426 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,870 What's my next assignment? 427 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:47,450 James, this is a great honor. 428 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:51,086 You've been chosen to kill the vice president. 429 00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:52,921 The vice president of what? 430 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:55,191 The United States. 431 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,226 Oh. 432 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,994 Well, why kill the vice president? 433 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,163 Why not kill the president? 434 00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:02,532 Iron Hook has already drawn him. 435 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:10,105 Do we have to talk about that right now? 436 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,007 There's so little time. 437 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,183 Darling. 438 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:23,986 Under other circumstances... 439 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,555 Go on. 440 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,224 I'd ask what a girl like you is doing in a place like this. 441 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,326 He brought me here. 442 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,860 The hanging judge? 443 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:34,763 He's really a brilliant man. 444 00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:36,532 He's going to save our country. 445 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,467 You believe that too? 446 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,403 What is he going to save us from? 447 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,005 The enemies... from without and within. 448 00:35:44,774 --> 00:35:48,477 Ah, hail the chief. And his first lady. 449 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,013 Imagine me... 450 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,416 Mrs.- Who? 451 00:35:55,252 --> 00:35:57,152 I'm not allowed to talk about that. 452 00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:02,491 Anyway, there's something else we have to discuss. 453 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:03,992 What is it? 454 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:07,363 My legal fees. 455 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,403 I have to leave. The curfew's been sounded. 456 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,305 That isn't curfew. It's the alarm. 457 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,441 That Tigo, he doesn't know one tune from another. 458 00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:29,785 Come in, Mr. West. 459 00:36:32,656 --> 00:36:37,126 We have a little puzzle here that might amuse you. 460 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,761 This place is a puzzle. 461 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,296 We were drawn to the tower 462 00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:43,932 when we heard Tigo toll the alarm instead of curfew. 463 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,869 Imagine our surprise to discover 464 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,438 not one, but two Tigos. 465 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,575 It's an amazing resemblance. Brothers? 466 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:55,077 Tigo was an only child. 467 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:56,679 So one of them is an imposter. 468 00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:57,846 He is. 469 00:36:57,848 --> 00:37:01,550 It's him. I'm Tigo. I'm Tigo! 470 00:37:06,723 --> 00:37:10,660 I know that face. Now, where have I seen-? 471 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:14,297 Of course. It's Artemus Gordon. 472 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:18,100 You're wrong. It's his twin brother Adolphis. 473 00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:20,836 I'm here to avenge my brother's foul murder 474 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:21,970 by this killer. 475 00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:23,806 Quick thinking, Adolphis. 476 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,074 But your brother was an only child too. 477 00:37:28,745 --> 00:37:32,682 Mr. West, how do you account for this? 478 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,518 It's a mystery to me. I thought I'd killed him. 479 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,555 Then do it... with this. 480 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,762 Go ahead. Kill him. 481 00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:09,452 How about that? I missed, didn't I? 482 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,086 You did, indeed. 483 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,190 You don't imagine I'd be so foolish 484 00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:17,460 as to load more than one bullet in the gun, 485 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,062 do you, Mr. West? 486 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,664 I suppose not. 487 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,198 Take them below. 488 00:38:52,362 --> 00:38:54,029 That's the way I figured it, Artie. 489 00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:56,499 He rounded up every top murderer in the country, 490 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,100 and then he weeded them out 491 00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,835 until he came up with the three best. 492 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,337 To commit three murders. 493 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:05,574 President Grant, the vice president 494 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:06,675 and who else? 495 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,176 The secretary of state. 496 00:39:08,178 --> 00:39:09,912 Probably. 497 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:12,481 He'd be next in line for the presidency. 498 00:39:14,017 --> 00:39:15,551 It's a regular coup d'�tat. 499 00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:24,660 We got to think of some way for gettin' outta here. 500 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:25,928 We will. 501 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,996 If we could only lower that bucket, 502 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,131 we could climb up the rope. 503 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,636 Try this. 504 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:48,484 Gentlemen, each of us knows his mission. 505 00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:51,887 We are on the threshold of a new order. 506 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:57,092 Twenty- Fifty years from tonight, the world will recall 507 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:59,962 that we took history into our own hands 508 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:03,499 to create a dynasty of power and leadership. 509 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:04,600 Tigo. 510 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,935 Yes, sir. 511 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,303 The hearse moves out in half an hour. 512 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:09,872 Yes, sir. 513 00:40:17,881 --> 00:40:21,016 Last time I'll have to wear that. 514 00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:27,456 Tomorrow you'll be president. 515 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,625 Am I still going to be your first lady? 516 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,560 Lorelei, the wife of a president 517 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,929 has to be above reproach. 518 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,766 Your conduct with James West has been disgusting. 519 00:40:39,102 --> 00:40:43,873 Oh, Stephen, darling... 520 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,743 I only wanted you to be just the tiniest bit jealous. 521 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:48,744 Jealous? 522 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:51,680 There's no time for jealousy. 523 00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:53,716 You've been so busy. 524 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,552 You haven't noticed me for weeks. 525 00:40:56,554 --> 00:41:01,390 Mmm. Perhaps I have been preoccupied. 526 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:04,126 We'll kill West and his partner right now, darling, 527 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,494 if you wish. 528 00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:06,662 Not now. 529 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:09,197 After it's done, when I'm in power, 530 00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:11,734 then we'll kill 'em both. 531 00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:20,009 You know, this could make a pretty entertaining game. 532 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,344 Of course, you use a ball instead of a rock. 533 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:23,646 Bucket-ball. 534 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,814 It'll never catch on. 535 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:32,254 I believe you sank one. 536 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:35,290 You know, it might be a good game at that. 537 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,892 The best. 538 00:41:49,505 --> 00:41:53,776 James, my boy, there's a rope that's rotten to the core. 539 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:55,711 Any more bright ideas? 540 00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:58,881 Yeah, maybe. 541 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,641 Gunpowder. Mm-hmm. 542 00:42:35,652 --> 00:42:37,385 The fuse. Thank you. 543 00:43:04,581 --> 00:43:05,848 Artie. Yeah. 544 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:07,950 Did the judge's voice sound familiar to you? 545 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:10,452 Yeah, I must say, it certainly did. 546 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,187 I just couldn't place it, that's all. 547 00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:16,759 You know, if we could associate a face with that voice, 548 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,127 then we'd know who it was 549 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:20,162 that was trying to seize control of our government. 550 00:43:35,378 --> 00:43:39,882 Three o'clock, and all's well. 551 00:43:41,718 --> 00:43:44,987 Three o'clock, and all's well. 552 00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:15,550 Can you find your way back to Washington? 553 00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:17,452 Well, sure, the horse will show me the way. 554 00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:18,721 Good. Warn the president. 555 00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:20,155 Right. What about you? 556 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,489 This place is full of rats. 557 00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:23,258 I'm gonna stay here and clear it out. 558 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,126 Good luck. 559 00:44:28,598 --> 00:44:31,366 It's time to go. 560 00:45:11,908 --> 00:45:13,275 "My fellow citizens, 561 00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:16,745 "last night in a series of catastrophic events, 562 00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:20,548 "our country was suddenly deprived of its leadership. 563 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:21,917 "As of this moment, 564 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:25,453 "the United States has no government. 565 00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:28,356 "To prevent chaos, and to defeat the evil purpose 566 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,292 "of those ruthless plotters, 567 00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:35,463 I, Senator Stephen Fenlow, have decided to take control." 568 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:39,768 Come in. 569 00:45:42,672 --> 00:45:44,606 Gentlemen. 570 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,308 Good day, Senator Fenlow. 571 00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:47,375 Good day. 572 00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,477 I hope you forgive this intrusion. 573 00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:50,345 My card, sir. 574 00:45:52,581 --> 00:45:54,783 I am the assistant to the secretary of state. 575 00:45:56,786 --> 00:46:00,255 Senator Fenlow, I have been commissioned to tell you 576 00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,457 that, uh, as of last night, 577 00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:04,726 a heinous plot has been launched 578 00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:08,263 to liquidate the government of these United States. 579 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:11,867 President Grant, and the vice president, 580 00:46:11,869 --> 00:46:15,470 and the secretary of state were the first three victims. 581 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:17,339 I understand, sir. 582 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,875 As of this moment, we have no government. 583 00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:25,347 To prevent chaos and to forestall this evil plan, 584 00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:27,615 I have decided to go to the White House 585 00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:28,951 and assume control. 586 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:29,952 Correction. 587 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:30,986 The only place you're going 588 00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:31,987 is to a federal courtroom 589 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:33,455 to face trial for treason. 590 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,623 West, how did you-? 591 00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:36,624 Arrest that man. 592 00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:37,993 He's wanted for murder. 593 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:41,964 Blast it, James. You're always showboating. 594 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,832 I had this thing all wrapped up. 595 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:46,869 Artie, how did you figure it was Fenlow? 596 00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:49,304 Oh, I suddenly placed the voice, that's all. 597 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,739 I came down here to double-check. 598 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:53,775 I'm not Fenlow. I am the president. 599 00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:55,878 Don't you understand? I've seized power. 600 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,646 From now on, everybody will obey my orders. 601 00:46:58,648 --> 00:46:59,814 Arrest those men. 602 00:46:59,816 --> 00:47:02,050 I could have you shot 603 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:04,652 for disobeying a presidential directive, 604 00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:06,855 and I am the president. 605 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,090 Now listen to me. 606 00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:10,525 I am the president of the United States of America, 607 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:12,694 and the constitution for which it stands, 608 00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:14,897 one nation, under God, indivisible... 609 00:47:20,836 --> 00:47:22,604 It's just incredible. 610 00:47:24,374 --> 00:47:27,742 To think that he actually kept you prisoner 611 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,512 at that awful place for, uh... how long? 612 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,247 Oh, for weeks. 613 00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:34,016 Oh, yes. It was horrible. 614 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:37,185 All those murderers and that- That madman. 615 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,888 Oh, don't think about it. 616 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:44,359 Just don't think about it. 617 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:48,297 Voil�. Cr�pes suzette. Heh-heh. 618 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,564 Artemus, 619 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:51,333 oh, you're really very charming. 620 00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:52,801 I know it. 621 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:54,869 Would you like some more champagne? 622 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:56,038 Well, if I do, 623 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,308 I won't be responsible for my behavior. 624 00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:01,776 There's no problem there. 625 00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,879 I'll accept responsibility for both of us. 626 00:48:06,649 --> 00:48:08,383 James. 627 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:14,656 I've been waiting for you all evening. 628 00:48:14,658 --> 00:48:16,291 Well, I haven't. 629 00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:18,994 Where have you been, and do you have to stay? 630 00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:21,029 I've been out at Fenlow's private club- 631 00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:23,665 Or what's left of it. -rounding up the murderers. 632 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:24,899 What's going to happen to them? 633 00:48:24,901 --> 00:48:27,336 Oh, they'll be extradited to stand trial, 634 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:31,406 and Lorelei, we have an officer here for you. 635 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,776 Oh, James, oh, you won't let them take me back. 636 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:38,513 I can't help it. He has a warrant. Officer? 637 00:48:40,283 --> 00:48:41,149 Uh... 638 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:49,057 Artie, if you keep stealing my girlfriends, 639 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,993 you're gonna end up dead again. 640 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:52,861 Oh, come on. 641 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,629 Oh, no, no, no. Not from me. 642 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:57,132 I wouldn't harm a hair on your head. 643 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,400 From Lorelei. 644 00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,268 Lorelei? What about her? 645 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:04,106 Well, she's also known as the Peoria Poisoner. 646 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,673 Wh-? What has that to do-?